Ellen Degeneres: (04:32) Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane Commencement 2009 Below is the full transcript of Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 commencement speech at Tulane University on May 16, 2009. I was walking, hewas walking, he started running, I had tocatch up. [background song playing] -Thats well done! Ellen Degeneres: Here and Now features a concert which was captured live at the Beacon Theater in New York, and was originally broadcast on HBO. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up I said: Well, they werent watchingme at night. Ellen: I know! "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. Like everyone has a fear everyones scared of something. Trees have leaves. Read the transcript of "Ellen Degeneres: Relatable" (2018). Ill wanna have a poncho on. Im bringing back some classic punchlines this week. Ellen Degeneres: (07:49) Ellen Degeneres: (00:51) [ Gillian comes out ] Gillian: I can't believe I have to come on a talk show to see you anymore. Theyre still listing the side effects. Mazel tov. I went through sort of a bad girl phase, Iwas on Aspirin. Ellen DeGeneres should have considered laying off the jokes. March 16, 2022. Lets call it sometime mid June. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. I gotta get home to feed my cats. And She said: Oh, how many cats do you have? And I said: Three. And she goes: Oh, you area lesbian. [crowd claps] I said: I got news for you,thats not what makes you a lesbian, its Nuts Its other stuff. But just in the last year or two for no reason, really. Do you know what Im saying? I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. DeGeneres opened the last hour of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" by discussing the progress that had been made since the series premiered in 2003, noting that she "couldn't say 'gay' on the show". Are there ten rows? For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. But I think that one thing that we all do, that Ive noticed that is We all have our song, right. And for all of this years graduates, believe me, your best days are still ahead of you. And some signs are easier to spot than others. Alright, Ill remember that. I had no idea I was in a cage. [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. USA TODAY. [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. She said she held my head. I got a TV from the gay lady. There are so many different types of jobs. Yeah. It took three years for me to get back ontelevision. Every single thing, he remembered. I almost stopped but then sirens wereright behind me and showing up so I keptgoing and I found out later it was her. Yeah. Ellen was introduced by Tulane president Scott Cowen. I mean, whenever youre closeted, youre always thinking about it. Shes laying on the other sofa, she hasher phone and we were in that Instagram vortex that you get stuck in and youjust find all these different things but instead of finding something cute and sharing it and going over there and saying Like shes four feet away from me. But [crowd claps] -But Im not in any pain -And you wontbe. I think thats why I dont wannahave to take any of these things I see advertised on I just I wanna eat right, I wanna take care of myself, I wanna work out. But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. Does it work? [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. Have you dined with us before? Those look good. And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah. Thank you. Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. Please, change. And the light doesnt change so theyjust creep up alongside of you. The book is in the library. They So, now everybodys pretty cool with thefact Im gay. Ill bring a gown in case theres a captain from a boat that I have to have dinner with. If you go home, we all have the same stuff in our junk drawer. Emmy-winning talk show host Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born in Metairie, Louisiana, a New Orleans suburb. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. Andy Lassner: (06:21) Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. No, thats not what you do. Her brother is musician and producer Vance DeGeneres. -Are you in any pain? Theyre missing outon music that they could be flying and then getting down on the you know. Want to walk it like a dog, yeah Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. Yes, Im enjoying it. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. Ellen Degeneres: (06:39) You commonly see cement on sidewalks. OK. The next year she received two Emmy Award nominations for her stand-up comedy special Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now. It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. You know. I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. I cant honk ever at anyone. It was really, really special. Why do you care where I get my protein? I split my knee open and my bone wasexposed. Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. Because it is when I realized how strong I was. [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. There was a woman in there and there wasa hair brush and some mints by the way,whos using that hairbrush? Maybe its time you try gay. I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke Ive ever written or the best. -It is? -Well, that comeswith Parmesan cheese. They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. How is that soothing for either of us? [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway? Yeah, I cant, When Im in traffic, heres the thing. But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. to me. It is." 06 of 10. Yeah. tWitch: (08:24) Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. [crowd laughs] [claps] Youll notice the difference in as littleas 48 hours. Its sword and gun day, I am 60 years old and Im dancing to Back That Ass Up. And [crowd laughs] So I was excited by celebrities. A source told the Daily Mail, who reported the news early Wednesday, that "Ellen knows her time is up . I went on safari and I looked like I should have been on safari. The bar is set pretty low at this moment. I had a successful sitcom. If I have to do that, thatll be good. I dont No. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. Thats [crowd laughs] Sliced bread really came about In 1928 somebody decided to slice it, in 1928. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. We put someone in a box so, you know I think everyone thinksthat all celebrities live exactly the same. But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. What do you guys think, do you like them? If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. Like he was probably at a party in the 20s. You know It was probably a tall guy who invented the ladder going: I have aspirations of my own. Fine dining. -Hows the dining? I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. I mean all throughout history, no one sliced it? Thank you so much. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. tWitch: (06:46) You know I mean, the ladder, we take that for granted. He did. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. Try Rev and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. Ellen Degeneres: (02:51) I mean social media is I think theres good things about it obviously and we canreach a lot of people and the world is more connected now but we dont talkanymore, our phones never if our cell phone rings Whos calling me, who would? You know, I found, Portia and I, on a Sunday afternoon. I did not graduate college. I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . And its a jungle out there. I know when Im feeling down and Im looking for inspiration, I turned to the Dalai Lama who said, Never lose faith in the truth. Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? By Morgan Sung. We just, were like: Well, for sure Im gonna work out cause theres a gym in the hotel, so Im gonna bring my running shoes, Ill run on the beach every day. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now has been transferred to disc in the full-frame aspect ratio of 1.33:1, and the audio has been mastered in Dolby Digital Surround. We shouldve saved a fortune on that. Ellen Degeneres: (02:17) Where do you get your protein? [crowd laughs] No, I dont like to judge cause I do stupid things, we all do Everyone does stupid things. Thats what they should be doing. [crowd cheers] [claps], That was before I got my new voice. Id say: Do you mind if I write it down and give it to you and then you take it in the kitchen? Is he here? I mean, it should be like best thing since fire, or the wheel, or the ladder. I had fame, I had money, I had everything that I thought that was important. Im the manager. The best shoe for you to wear is a cowboyboot. Thank you. Like, if someone cuts me off in a dangerous way if I honk, they are like: Ellen? [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs and claps] Yeah, that and the dancing. I will, yeah. Did someone have a bird in the hand and said: Theres two in the bush. You know, like, were gonna go home later that night lying in bed talking: I still cant get over that waiter. Ellen DeGeneres definitely did not accept an invitation to Dakota Johnson's birthday party earlier this fall. But it was the best part of my journey. But I was hiding a part of myself and whenever we hide anything from anybody, its because were worried about what someone else is gonna think of us. Thats some good marketing right there, isntit? Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. I was trying to laugh along with the vegan bit,but And all the vegans are like: Oh, Ellen! Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. Thats not important. Its really working out for me now. Were always like Thats what you look like. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. Theres like There is a make-up display theres is a curling iron, hair extensions crudits Oh, are those strawberries in season? But unfortunately, most of the country is social distancing, a lot of graduation ceremonies have been canceled, if not all, I think. All rights reserved. Its like, a whole bodega is set upin there. Because I feel like animals should be in their natural environment. They seemed fine, like, I dont know what it is. Stephen "tWitch" Boss, choreographer, DJ and co-host of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," has died. -Well, thats soaked in ham juice. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. Im slicing it. Nearly a decade later in 1994, DeGeneres was still very much in the closet when her sitcom Ellen went on air. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. And my dad told me to know the truthand I said: Well the truth is My bone is exposing its material-self to the material world. Thats what Ive noticed. I think a junk drawer, that also is an adult thing that happens when were adults. Dont applaud for that. Everything changed. Oh boy. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. In the end, everything will be all right. And So, I had to do that bathmat scoot all theway across the bathroom to get to the towel. Yeah, I really do. This hour-long special focused on everyday situations, as DeGeneres put it: modern life and other inconveniences. If you put your money where your mouth is, you might end up swallowing a penny. I was hoping for more of a really. But it was really. And, so when I was offered this talk show I was really excited about it, but they were trying to sell the talk show and a lot of people didnt wanna buy it because no one thought theyd watch. Thank you very much. Can you do it without? Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up That is lovely energy. Cause I used to writeall the time. But since Im home and youre home, I thought I could say a few words to all the years graduates, and put your caps and gowns on if you have them nearby. Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. I love you. I was 10 years old. So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. [gasps] Happy birthday I dont know, you know. And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. Now, she's addressing them directly about her decision to end . Nope, not going well. Because players are gonna to play, play, play, play, play. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. listening. Update this biography "I learned. Thats But, like toothpaste I will use everysingle bit of toothpaste in that tube. And Ididnt know what I was gonna do. There was this one station manager, and this is a quote: No ones gonna watch it. Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. I think we both hit our heads. [message sent noise], And shed send me this. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? Your email address will not be published. Makes sense now. Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) [crowd laughs] Ill bring some books, Ill read for sure. Yeah. Im sure you have it archived. Theyre looking at me, and Im looking atthem and I get back in the car and I pull around. [crowd laughs] I cant see. We need smart people. Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. At the starting of the week I roll it real tight. When when you have a house, and the bigger the house the more ladders. The guest list for the final show. So my entire childhood, I never had a vaccination, never had any medicine. I was healthier than Id ever been. Its like your childhood, through your adulthood, you wear those things. My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. At summit talks youll hear them speak I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. This is my second month of quarantine shows. Back that ass up And for you? My parents were obsessed with celebrities and so, hi, here I am. So there's that. tWitch: (08:14) We should be on our own path. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. Thats not that long ago. I dont know if its a real chicken or just a dance, but I appreciate the Funky Chicken. [crowd laughs] I gotta get the fuck out of here. The backlash against Ellen DeGeneres has been brewing for some time. Just Is Ellen wearing a necklace? I didnt have a talent, I didnt play an instrument I didnt sing, I wasnt in drama class, I didnt act I wasnt a class clown I was just kind of a regular kid. But thedifference is, when you do somethingstupid youre just a person someone saw doing something stupid. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now YouTube Movies & TV Comedy 2003 Buy TV-PG Ellen - Here and Now - Go-gurt redsoxfanification 16K views 10 years ago Ellen - walks into sliding glass. And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. The sentence repeats I to emphasize Good afternoon, students. Yeah. Thats who we are, you know. like theyre impressing us in some way. I dont need anything. And its not about the money. I dont know. Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? Yeah. -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? I turned 60 in January and [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. This was Ellen DeGeneres 's second HBO special. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. [crowd laughs] [claps] If I have to do that, thats good. When I dosomething stupid, its a story. Why do you say that to her?. Ive decided, its the best. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. They dont. In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Im a human being. He said: Well, I mean, your life has changed so much. And Isaid: I know but I still think Imrelatable. And anyway, just then, Batu,my butler, stepped into the library and He announced that my breakfast was readyand I [crowd laughs] I said: Well continue this conversation another time. Throughout the years, Ellen . -Fine. [crowd laughs] They try to be so fancy when you go intothe fine dining. And before I had that dream I didnt realize I was in a cage. Its not important. We stand up. Wait, its a sock. Cut to you, sitting at a bar, drunk, in the same outfit the entire time. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. But I really, you know, as much asthat was an imprint that celebrities werespecial and, you know, I knew that I didntthink I was gonna be a celebrity. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sent me this. And I thought: Oh my God, I am gonna godownstairs Im gonna write the most relatable special that anybody has ever seen. So after Lupita got me dressed and combedmy hair I just couldnt wait, I was just the whole way down the escalator, Im like, this is gonna be so good. Shes your friend, shes my friend. Whooping cough, back hair, crying And itsjust They should say anything at all: Side effects could be, think of something. I was like [crowd laughs] I was on Aspirin a lot. Ellen Degeneres: (07:53) As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. I just think when something istalked about and when you seerepresentatives of whatever the subjectis it demystifies it. Before I make a decision I wanna see how this is. Everybodys fine with that. Libary Really? I should leave him., I think were all looking for signs because were all looking for validation that were on the right path. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. I'm bringing back some classic punchlines this week. Like weall live behind big gold gates down along winding driveway and to a big round motor court with a fountain in the center shooting up in the air and double doorsleading to a two-story entrance andmatching curved staircases to the secondfloor and a chandeliermade of crystal and gold toilets, and What else do I have? I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. Whenever we passsomeone going slow we have to see what they look like. She is the daughter of Betty DeGeneres (ne Elizabeth Jane Pfeffer), a speech therapist, and Elliott Everett DeGeneres, Jr., an insurance agent. When were on an island, they dont know we dont wear white linen all the time. If DeGeneres makes roughly $50 million per year for The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and we know each season has an average of 174 episodes, that means DeGeneres earns about $287,356 per episode. I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus, alumini, aluminum, alumis; you . Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? And I had something that was pretty significant that happened to me and I didnt even know I was struggling with coming out. I journaled and I wrote poetry. But So Ive had this pain and I went to gosee a podiatrist and so he looks at mypods and he said that He said: You have a neuroma. And I said: You have a neuroma. I said that to him. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure theres nothing in there, in the pockets. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. She has dry eye and thats okay. Under Title 17 U.S.C. Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Not from graduation, it was something else. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? they dont know what to do. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? The Ellen DeGeneres Show March 8, 2004 Ellen: Please give a warm welcome to Golden Globe and Emmy award winner Gillian Anderson! It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. So I get downstairs and my friend isstill down wandering around in thehallway and Im like: What are you still doing here? And hes like: Im lost. 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